I think hearing people’s voices is really cool, but I haven’t found a voice meme I’m happy with, so I wanted to make my own!
Here’s how the game is played: If you want to hear me do any of these, just send me the number(s) you want to hear and I’ll make an audio post! Include whatever specifics you’d like to hear me do in the ask - these are more guidelines than actual rules. Basically, it’s just like any other ask meme, only I speak the answers instead of typing them out!
1) Give an introduction!
- Put specifics in the ask
2) Read a poem!
- Feel free to specify a poem in the ask
3) Read a passage from your favorite book or fanfiction. Alternatively, do a one-person-show of a scene from a movie or play.
- Feel free to suggest a passage or scene in the ask. If you want me to do a dramatic reading of Green Eggs and Ham, I will.
4) Tell a joke (preferably a really bad one).
5) Tell a story from your childhood.
- Feel free to suggest a story in the ask, like asking me about the first time I did x, y, or z!
6) Tell me about the most exciting thing you’ve ever done or would like to do.
7) Tell two truths and a lie, so that people have to guess which is true.
8) Give an instructions on how to preform a task of the asker’s choosing.
- Example: If the ask says “teach me how to dougie,” you must give vocal instructions on how to dougie.
9) Can you record yourself speaking in different languages or accents?
10) Sing a song, if you dare!
- Feel free to suggest a song in the ask! (If I don’t know the song, I might sing you something else instead, but I promise it will still be worth your while.)
Get to know me anon or not, and as many as you like~
1. Full name?
2. Birthday?
3. Favourite food?
4. Favourite drink?
5. Favourite colour?
6. Best friends or many good friends?
7. Coke or Pepsi?
8. Taken or Single?
9. Preferred Pronouns?
10. Amusing memory?
11. Any tumblr crushes?
12. Blogger picture :3 ?
13. Leader or follower?
14. Pet peeve?
15. Sexuality?
16. Do you fit a stereotype?
17. Ever fallen for a friend?
18. Favourite song?
19. Favourite Animal?
20. Smoker?
21. Pop or Soda?
22. Favourite book/ series??
23. Opinion on Global warming?
24. Opinion on Same sex marriage?
25. Opinion on legal marihuana?
26. Opinion on deforestation?
27. You’re now on a desert island! What three things do you take? Be realistic!
28. You are holding an infant in one hand and an old veteran in the other from a cliff, but you can save one. Which and why?
29. Fluff or Angst RPs?
30. Fanfic reader?
31. Pets?
32. Siblings?
33. Favourite film?
34. What are you doing?
35. Do you sleep often?
36. Ever had a nightmare?
37. Skype please?
38. Kik please?
39. WANNA be friends?!
40. We should talk more
41. Braces?
42. Preferred career?
43. Are you employed currently?
44. Do you receive pocket money?
45. Bank card? (Any)
46. Do you like iPhone?
47. Rock or hiphop?
48. Heavy shipper or few small ships?
49. Do you love your family?
50. Do I like your blog?And extra depth:
51. Will we destroy our forests?
52. Will we ever find a renewable, efficient fuel?
53. Optimist, or pessimistic?
54. Malthus’ theory or Boserup’s theory on food relative to population?
55. Are we doomed to drive ourselves to extinction?
56. What will eliminate humans? Disease or war?
57. Are we alone in the universe?
58. Zombie apocalypse time, do you think the evil in humanity will be shown even in children?
59. Could you kill and why?
60. Have you ever wanted to cause a great harm to someone, or felt in the power to end their life in an action? EG in front of you on a cliff?
Suggest songs to them, and whatever they want to pick, they will sing.