I think hearing people’s voices is really cool, but I haven’t found a voice meme I’m happy with, so I wanted to make my own!
Here’s how the game is played: If you want to hear me do any of these, just send me the number(s) you want to hear and I’ll make an audio post! Include whatever specifics you’d like to hear me do in the ask - these are more guidelines than actual rules. Basically, it’s just like any other ask meme, only I speak the answers instead of typing them out!
1) Give an introduction!
Put specifics in the ask
2) Read a poem!
Feel free to specify a poem in the ask
3) Read a passage from your favorite book or fanfiction. Alternatively, do a one-person-show of a scene from a movie or play.
Feel free to suggest a passage or scene in the ask. If you want me to do a dramatic reading of Green Eggs and Ham, I will.
4) Tell a joke (preferably a really bad one).
5) Tell a story from your childhood.
Feel free to suggest a story in the ask, like asking me about the first time I did x, y, or z!
6) Tell me about the most exciting thing you’ve ever done or would like to do.
7) Tell two truths and a lie, so that people have to guess which is true.
8) Give an instructions on how to preform a task of the asker’s choosing.
Example: If the ask says “teach me how to dougie,” you must give vocal instructions on how to dougie.
9) Can you record yourself speaking in different languages or accents?
10) Sing a song, if you dare!
Feel free to suggest a song in the ask! (If I don’t know the song, I might sing you something else instead, but I promise it will still be worth your while.)
“I’m almost afraid to ask, but what exactly do you do with a boar pit?” Hiccup frowned, his face screwing up with a wary concern– the twins' nearly manic giggling was finally starting to get into his head.
“You put boars in it and watch them run around like headless chickens,DUH.” Ruff replied, like it had been the most obvious answer known to man, and to someone like her, it had. Rolling her eyes, she turned back towards Hiccup, “What did you think we’d do with a boar pit? Roll around in it until we looked like boars?”
Valka was keen on swerving smartly out of the way of further dramatizations, her eyes focused tersely towards the horizon from whence Ruffnut and her consistently pleasant twin had flown - neither of whom Valka found particular evidence that they were trustworthy dragon-keepers.
❝ An’ when’s the last time they’ve been watered?❞
Gods, Hiccup and his mother were alike. What did she think she was, incapable or something? Puh-lease! Ruff knew how to take care of Barf and Belch to the degree that they needed. Barf, anyway. Belch wasn’t her problem because he wasn’t HER head. If Valka wanted to know about him, then she would just have to ask Tuffnut.
Even so…
“Wait, dragons need to be watered?“ She pondered out loud, tapping her chin with the fingers of her right hand. “Now, does that put them in the same class as Gobber’s yak flower or does that make them something else?”
OOC: I’m currently writing an app out for an RP I’m going to join, but I promise I’ll get to Ruffnut replies later. I missed a day yesterday, and now I feel so bad…
